super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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