I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You're a waste of cheezeits
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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