if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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