Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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