i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Two words: nipple clamps
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