But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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