He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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