Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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