You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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