Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have demons in me.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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