Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so that wasnt chicken after all
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Boobs are out for the taking
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal