I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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