The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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