Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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