so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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