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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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