i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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