i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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