I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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