Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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