He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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