I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Can I color on your dick again?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
whose parrot is this?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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