So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize