I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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