he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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