So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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