I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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