I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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