He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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