but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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