how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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