I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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