I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sext me about skeletons
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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