I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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