South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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