So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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