Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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