one two three fourrrrnication!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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