I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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