I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk