In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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