Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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