D3 body, D1 cock
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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