Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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