im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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