My sheets look like a crime scene.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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