love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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