i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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