Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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