well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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