Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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