I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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