ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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