His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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