I'm pants shitting drunk right now
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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