i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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