i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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